(Note: In order to avoid being a horrible person, it is customary to donate regardless of water dumpage.)
At the time of this writing, $41.8 million has been donated!
So a certain redditor has issued the challenge to anyone in exchange for two months of reddit gold.
The only condition is that I read a certain script beforehand, which he has sent me, and I should preferably be sporting a fedora and neckbeard. Tragically, I do not have a neckbeard. Equally tragic is that I do have a fedora...