Draw Kate Like One of Your French Girls

I have to warn you. This is an odd one...

I accepted a challenge entitled, "Draw a tasteful nude sketch of Kate Micucci."

I had no idea who this person was. Here's the Wikiepdia page for Kate Micucci.

"Draw me like one of your french girls..."
 - Kate Micucci (Probably)

The original conditions were:

1. As long as there is at least one acceptor, at least one acceptor will receive gold.
2. If there are multiple quality submissions [the submitter of the challenge] will award gold to multiple users, at [his] discretion, up to a maximum of five users.
3. The challenge will remain active for one month from the time of posting, or until the maximum of five rewards has been reached, whichever comes first.

Reward: One month of Reddit Gold.

Pictures had to be hand drawn, but MS Paint was apparently acceptible, judging by a few submissions which had already been rewardig a month of Reddit gold.

I wasn't going to bother with this one because I suck at drawing and I'm just not interested in helping some dude fill out his collection of hand-drawn celebrity porn, but then I had an idea. A few minutes later, I submitted this image:

Micucci Descending a Staircase

Needless to say, my submission was not accepted.

However, it did lead the submitter of the challenge to add three additional criteria to the challenge. These criteria were:

1. Is it recognizably a naked lady?
2. Is it recognizably Kate Micucci?
3. Could a person conceivably be "excited" by it?

In accordance with these three criteria, I posted the following submission:

Les Kate d'Avignon

I received no further response.